Tales of Housewifery: Introducing Bertha.

Pretty much just in case you missed it:

Which I can't imagine anyone did, since I was blowing up all of my social medias with these photos and blathering on about how beautiful she was and all the things I was going to make (to the point that I actually finally started a recipe board on Pinterest) and how fat I was going to get, but in all honesty I'm kind of proud of these photos and I want to humble brag just a wee bit more.

At least I'm honest.